What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:27

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…